Wow. tagged for a meme. my first! thanks to jarrod
for actually reading this blog (on occasion).
to be honest, this fucker is about to be retired, but hey...
is the source.
If i could be a dictator, i'd be the boss-guy from the film Brazil
, that guy could talk a mile a minute.
If i could be a professor, i'd profess to not actually knowing what the hell i'm talking about half the time, and making shit up the other half.
If i could be a writer, i wouldn't have to pretend to be one and actually be a mediocre blogger.
If i could be a linguist, i'd learn to be twice as cunning.
If i could be a doctor, fuck me! I am! (almost...).
If i could be a midget stripper, i'd use a good thinner to make sure they we're burnt by the chemicals.
So, i think i'll tag ms. pooka
, and No Reduction
, for similar reasons to Jarrod.